I Came Home and Wrote About It In My Blog

Overheard in Vancouver:
Guy in a suit walking along, with an older couple I took to be his parents, carrying a plastic bin with (I think, maybe) clothes:
“HA HA HA HA!”  (A very sudden, very artificial laugh, as if an alien had read about laughter and was trying to fake it.  It was orders of magnitude [...]

Safeway – Can’t Live With It…

Overheard in Vancouver:
Woman behind me in the grocery store checkout line.  Something tripped inside and she just started talking.
“I was here last night and I had to go.  I couldn’t stand it.  I was like you, I just needed some milk.  And they only had a couple lines going, and they were backed up all [...]

Forced Retirement? I Didn’t Know It Was Allowed…

Overheard in Vancouver:
My dental hygienist, chatty in the way that only someone who knows you’ve got no choice but to sit there, shut up and listen can be.
“I just don’t see how John McCain can be running for President if everyone in America has to retire at 65.  You know some people can’t afford not [...]

So Much Lost Time To Make Up For…

Overheard in Vancouver :
Two guys sitting on the front porch of a deteriorating “student paradise” group house.
“You’re an alpha delt, aren’t you?”
“Yeah.”
“Dude, I thought you were a phi delt for SO long!”
I don’t know what happened after that. I like to think they kissed.